squash beef

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

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Vanilla squash

Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.

WOW that vanilla squash was delicious!

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lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

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Celtic Squash

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.

Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!

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bird squash

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths

mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

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Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

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squash this shit

to sort out ones problems with violence

lafonda: if we dont squash this shit theres gonna be sick problems
dazzy b: theres gonna be a fight tonight! :>

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