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the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously
i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!
The confidence you have in your spotter/personal trainer at the gym.
I was able to push myself extra hard lifting weights today thank to the squat trust I have with my partner.
To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.
The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.
an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.
"i see a couple squat-spots over there"
"hey you just stole my squat-spot"
The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.
"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"
"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."