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When you light your pubes on fire and then proceed to have intercourse with a girl so her truffle butter extinguishes your pubes
"Did you see Andrew give Bradley a white stag"
"Yea he gave my mom one to"
A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
Ten inch stick with a mushroom tip
She continued to pleasure herself with his stag shagger
Getting too drunk at a redneck wedding at the elk lodge.
Jeff went stag last night at the reception. He took off his shirt and started dancing with a chair.
A game similar to "spin the bottle" by with an important variation, that is played by a group of men only.
It is also called " stag bottle".
Is played by all the guys being in a circle and a bottle is placed in the center and spun by one of the guys and the guy that the bottle points to when it stops spinning must go into a closet with the other guy the spun it where they beat the shit out of each other for ten minutes.
You want to play spin the bottle stag style?
This is when all the lads that are going on the Stag do are included within a WhatsApp group to swap information, post slack edited pictures, videos, take the piss out of each other and generally put crap about anything at all that has no relevance to the actual Stag Do.
STAG DO GROUP WHATSAPP
●"What date will it be on and how much will it cost + where are we going?"
●"I'm having a 5 fish finger sarnie for Tea
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