Gas Station

Wanting sex and filling your man gravy into a womans vagina. Hose=dick, gas=cum, nossel on car=vagina

"come over and i'll bring you to the gas station" basically a sex call

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Huntington Station

Located in Suffolk county on the North Shore of Long Island. Unlike North Huntington, South Huntington or Huntington Station is considered one of the few "hoods" on long island due its reputation as the murder capital of long island. Usually those that live in Huntington Station attend Walt Whitman High School unless you are one of the few rich people and have been sent to St. Anthony's also located in Huntington Station.

Where are you from?
Huntington Station
Now thats gangsta

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Total Station

A surveying instrument that is a combined theodolite and distomat resulting in a single unit cabable of measuring both distance and angle.

Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!

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fornication station

i. A place where people fornicate.
ii. A whorehouse.

A term I came up with just because it rhymes, and I was horny as hell.

Come to my fornication station, lover.

Tony and Tamela had hot, wild sex at their fornication station, a.k.a., out in public.

Come to the fornication station. The whores are whorifically sexy.

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Metro Station

A band that everyone but me seems to like,
i think they suck
they couldnt write a good song to save their lives,
but they are catchy.
also, too repetitive.

"hey did you hear metro station?"

"yeah and i will never ever get their song out of my head, ever"

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Metrosexual Station

What the male fans of the the band "The Metro Station" ride on as they skim freakishly close to boarding The Gayline Railroad.

A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.

"Jimmy is becoming a slave to Disney bands. Last month the Joehoez, and he just bought a ticket at the Metrosexual Station. What a dufflebag."

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fuck station

Someone who is a complete prick, or someone who is so stupid, if they were any stupider, they'd be a rock.

see fuckstick, fuckwit, fuckhead, fucknuts, fuckknuckle... you get the idea.

I was driving down the freeway last night and I got heinously cut off by this fuck station in his "fully sick" Silvia.

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