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space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie March 18, 2005


underlying stock

(FINANCE) a stock whose price movements determine the value of a financial derivative. For example, when a hedge fund manager writes a call option for Citigroup (NYSE:C) at 4.25/share, C is the underlying stock.

"Underlying" can be used to refer to other things besides stocks; for example, commodities, currencies, or bonds.

A put option rises when the spot price of its underlying stock declines.

by Abu Yahya April 05, 2010


future stock

Is a girl that is essentially jailbait(15-17) now, but when she turns 18 would be very sought after for sex or as a girlfriend.

Hilary Duff, the olsen twins and lindsay lohan were all future stock before they turned 18.

by Justin 83 August 23, 2006


Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 23, 2009


Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 27, 2019


Stock Motor

"Stock Motor" refers to an engine that is sealed and unopened from factory and has not been touched from the inside.

That Coyote makes 820whp stock motor

That Coyote ran an 8 second 1/4 mile on a stock motor

by Boss302Manifold July 03, 2022


jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017