straw dog

a straw dog is a scapegoat group, place, person or idea in which we dump our evilness, so we can blame it and then by attacking, dissing or destorying it, we externalize it outside of us so we feel free of sin.

America often uses an 'out group' as a straw dog, such as Communists, terrorists, labor unions, gays, in order to deflect attention from the bad things we're doing, such as exploiting the environment or third world labor.

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Straw dog

Those who socially peaked in high school.

Chet, the captain of the football team in High school, is now an overweight drunk who sells shoes. He is a straw dog.

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Bendy straw

Reference to a male penis that is slightly bent or curved.

"He has a bendy straw!"

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scoopy straw

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.

Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.

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straw man

a man

made of straw.

fuck you.

"I saw a guy made of straw. He was a straw man."
"Holy mother fucking giant bags of shit, you savage cunt."

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ass-straw

Someone who likes the ass juice.

Your such an ass-straw!
Dude your boss is an ass-straw...

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crazy straw

What one requires while drinking alcohol. Must be certifiably insane and come in a padded box. Epically awesome. Warning: owner runs the risk of the straw breaking out at night and murdering you in your sleep.

Allison: Hey Ty, I got a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Ty: Well, let me just get my crazy straw and let's go to town and have an epically awesome night!

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