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When you’re taking a shit that’s so uncomfortable and hard to get out that you ended up stripping all your clothes.
James was struggling taking a shit strip.
A game between 2 people where one plays fortnite and after each kill the other removes one article of clothing.
Mary: Ayyyye! I got my first win in strip fortnite last night!
Ally: You dipped before he woke up tho, right?
Mary: You know I did! Ride-it and hide-it!
*High fives*
The Power Strip is a power strip covered in semen; it is in this condition because its "relieving to not have to clean up." unfortunately this usually also means that the wall/floor around The Power Strip is also covered...
Man 1: What is this....
Man 2: It's "The Power Strip"
Man 1: Why does this exist?
Man 2: I was too busy to grab a napkin, lets leave it at that.
A vehicle that is just that a "strip stick". No luxury bullshit here and there just to get you back into the dealer when it breaks. It is a car for driving, you have an engine which moves the car, a gearbox that changes gear and generally has air conditioning but not always.
me (growing up): dad why did you get the Grand Caravan without the built in DVD player, automatic doors, power windows, full row AC -etc at Carmax?
dad: Because I know damn well you kids and mom are gonna eat and drink in it and it's going to be used for hauling dogs and sick children to and from the doctor's office. That's why I got a strip stick.
A slut or prostitute.
That strip slur has a horrible top on.
AKA Spoff Rug
The knob knurling strip of facial hair known chiefly amongst misguided middle aged mincers as a goat patch.
Considered cool and trendy by the delusional wearer alone and his camp, prancing, pile poking butt pirate(s). Lovers.
‘As Olympian Daley Tom wrenched his spent bollocks from the Bellcro strip of his lovers spunk glazed mandible, he wept.’
The Sneaky Strip.
The winner is the first player to be naked, or closest to it without anyone realising. Players must take one piece of clothing off at a time not including jewellery.
If a player is caught;
The first time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and being again.
The second time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from stripping for the next hour.
The third time a player is caught, they must put on all removed items of clothing and are banned from playing for the remainder of time spent with friends. Unless time passes midnight, in which case, they may participate again.
Lisa: "You guys up for some The Sneaky Strip game?"
Caitie: "Yeah man, let's do it!"
*many moments later*
Aleks: "LIVVIE PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
Livvie: "Aww, no more stripping for me tonight"