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Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

by Cory Lendon August 6, 2008

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suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 7, 2006

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Suck My Dick

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) February 15, 2005

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That sucks donkey dick

It sucks in a big way.

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

by nicole_luvz_cox January 12, 2011

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Suck my dick

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

Pimp: "I told you to suck my dick!"
Ho: "Okay."

by John B Smith October 19, 2006

663๐Ÿ‘ 401๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my dick

1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH

1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE

by kissably_me October 1, 2007

291๐Ÿ‘ 166๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my dick

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE August 8, 2006

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