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The practice of following behind a police cruiser or other service vehicle responding to an emergency in order to pass the other people who pull off the road to let them by.
Dude, I was going to get fired if I showed up to work late one more time. Thankfully, cop surfing saved my hide and I was able to make it.
A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.
Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .
Waterboarding, the harsh interrogation technique used by the CIA and other agencies during the War on Terror.
I thought torture was illegal!
Well, if we make it sound enough like surfing, it isn't. Call it spy surfing.
Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.
Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.
For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.
Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...
When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.
Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
Surf Monday is every "Monday" during the months of May-September. Typically begins Sunday night at 10pm and ends Monday night, but occasionally continues until Tuesday. Rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.
Me: It's almost Surf Monday!
Debra: That's my favorite day of the week!