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Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn
A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up
My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim
While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.
In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump
Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"
Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.
She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.
When a girl queffs on your face.
Omg Martha gave me some Swedish heat today.
A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.