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Sword used by Lion-o in the 80's cartoon ThunderCats
Sword of Omens come to my hand
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A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.
When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.
Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.
Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...
He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..
"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
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An amazingly large cock, throbbing with the hot, vengeful blood of bygone man-warriors from long ago, their rock hard members tearing the very fabrics of time and space as they pounded their chambermaids into the earth.
She knew she was going to die an orgasmic death when she say that Dick was weilding the legendary man sword. Amen.
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1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
Is the Tea Party really that suicidal for the Sword of Damocles over their heads?
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From the Hollywood Undead song, "Comin hot" their fancy way of saying dick, is gentleman sword, or man sword.
My gentleman sword is sticking up and is very pointy.
1. n/A slang term uncommonly used to describe a penis.
2. adj./ A person acting in a rude manner.
1. She polished my Beaver Sword.
2. That guy is such a Beaver Sword.
When two or more men go outside in the middle of the night and then proceed to cross their urine streams. There is no loser, everybody always wins.
Andrew: Hey Curtis, Why are you so wet?
Curtis: Oh, Pat and I were just playing a short game of Night Swords, and it got a bit out of hand.