tampon pals

Two girls who do everything together and always have weird sexual moments making everyone think they are gay. Basically the girl version of butt buds

Betty and Jessica are tampon pals

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tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.

His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.

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tampon tea

Tea made from a used tampon, as depicted in Catherine Breillat's 2004 film, Anatomy of Hell.

"This might go better with some crumpets", he exclaimed as he sipped the tampon tea.

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c4 tampon

A 21st century weapon, designed for the assasination or annoying/powerful women. Created by inserting a small amount of c4 or plastic explosives into a tampon. It is then swapped with the real box/tampon, and detonated from a distance.

Terrorist 1: حول كيف C4 السيدة الأولى(how about we c4 tampon the first lady?
Terrorist 2:مع ما(with what?)
Terrorist1:حشا المتفجرة(an explosive tampon)
Terrorist 2:لم يكن الرجل شيس انقطاع الطمث(nah bruh.Cant shes hit menopause)

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Tampon Rammer

A name used to call someone who loves having sex with girls who are on their periods.

Girl 1: That guy over there looks pretty cute, eh?
Girl 2: Ew gross! I heard he was a tampon rammer!
Girl 1: Ewwww what the fuck...

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ghost tampon

When a girl attempts to flush her used tampon down the toilet, and it appears to be gone, then resurfaces to scare the crap out of you later.

"I went to pee and there was a ghost tampon in the toilet, you told me you flushed it! Ew!"

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tampon tag

the act of throwing bloody tampons at one another

hit someone in the face with a bloody tampon and yell "tampon tag youre it" to initiate a game

i had to image search bloody tampon on google. ew. so much porn.

tim. tampon tag youre it *hits jim in face*
jim. aw god wtf?!!!11

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