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A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
Ugly people who wanna be different and they think they are Alpha males (false)
Tate stans are the reason why I'm on antidepressants
When you give a girl that good dick..... and she be wanting more. Instead you superman that hoe and call her an uber with her own credit card, Making sure you take a picture of that card so you can spend some more when she's gone.
Man that girl I seen last night she wanted more, I said fuck you talking about Tate Special that bitch.....
ghost in ahs from murder house, hot, violet harmons bf, played by evan peters
me: ugh tate langdon is my fav character
person: ikr he fine asf
Most iconic American horror story. The oh villain 😩 smd if you say otherwise.
Who shot up a school?
Tate Langdon😹
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Sharing the beliefs of Andrew Tate, (being based).
"You see, my friend Brandon here is not very Tate Pilled, however, I am."
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Andrew Tate refers to when two men have vigorous unprotected sexual intercourse within a sports car, whilst moaning about how much women suck.
Me and my boyfriend Andrew Tate every day!
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