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Fucking sexy.
So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.
Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"
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THE ACT OF GETTING A REALLY NICE TATTOO
"I WANNA GET TATTOO WASTED!'
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When ICU patients decide to have a tattoo to remember for the rest of their lives that they were given a second chance to live, when the odds of their recovering from Covid-19 were quasi-zero.
Jeff had a corona tattoo of the green angry-looking coronavirus on his arm, which is often depicted on health pamphlets to warn the public of the risks of not wearing a face mask and not practicing social distancing in public places.
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To slap a female in the face with your cock hard enough to leave a mark that outlines over half your penis.
Bitch bit me while giving me head so i gave her a cock tattoo that lasted for a week.
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I've always associated swallow tattoos with loyalty and fidelity - swallows choose a mate for life, and will only nest with that bird and no other. Also they carry a message of hope, when sailors saw a swallow, they knew that land was near.
The swallow tattoos stood for love, thats why they faced eachother.
the swallow tattoos on the wrist were for people who resently got out of jail
the swallow tattoos on the shoulder ment freedom
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I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.
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N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life
Person 2: whats that all over your chest?
Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tattoos from my blanket.
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