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Teabagging

An act, obviously sexual in nature (and presumedly more commonly related to homosexual behavior), currently referring to activists against out-of-control taxation. The description of scrotum/mouth dipping is most enjoyable to the lesser minded of the liberal/CNN watching populace, who are subject matters in abherent behavior and homosexual practices. Apparently humorous to homosexuals and liberals.<---(same?)

Lib #1: Dude, I was teabagging Biff after our gay rights rally last night!!!

Lib #2: Gnarly! How'dja git past his dredlocks?!

Lib #1: uhhh-huh...He held them up!!!!

by NonTeabagger April 16, 2009

68πŸ‘ 289πŸ‘Ž


teabag

Simultaneous insertion of the penis AND testicles into ones mouth. This only seems possible with the less fortunatlely endowed males, and/or more talented and generous females.

That bitch loved to suck; she had me teabagged for several minutes before she gave me a reach-around!

by Bradle March 26, 2006

9πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


teabagation

the past tense of the verb teabagation... generally referring to an artform/famous karma sutra position

Jubin: "Did u hear about the teabagation that went on last week at that party"

GianCarlo: "ummm yea dude i was the teacup for that Boston Teabagation Pary

by Gian Carlo June 5, 2007

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure.

Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.

by Parsifal's cousin July 20, 2009

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


teabag

To insert ones hairy balls into what is usually a memeber of the opposite sex, sometimes, if the person is a homo, they will insert it into someone of the same sex.

Petey teabagged Veronica so bad, she choked and died on his peubic hair.

by bajrah October 14, 2005

7πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Teabagging

A pejorative term used as an insult by Democrats against Libertarians and others who espouse small-government, low taxation, and fiscally sound public policy. The reference comes because Democrats, β€œprogressives”, β€œliberals” and other ideologues of the left are under the mistaken impression that a man’s scrotum is as small a tea bag and can therefore be placed in an open mouth.

Most Democrat men were long ago feminized by their ideology and by organizations such as NOW, elite universities and non-for-profits where men sit on their balls all day shuffling paper and studying global warming. Therefore, their vestigial testicles and sack are in fact small translucent bags filled with crushed content, much like a tea bag. The occasional Democrat woman who shags a real man or gay Democrat who mistakenly beds a Log Cabin Republican, soon realizes that a man’s sack and balls are nothing like a tea bag or its contents, but more like a couple of mangoes coming home from the market in a burlap sack.

"I nearly suffocated after a fruitless attempt at teabagging in the men's room of the Tea Party convention." --A. Cooper.

by kewlhandl April 16, 2010

37πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


teabag

When the testicals of a man slap the chin of a person giving him head.

*smack smack smack*


"Garblegarblewahwah?"


*smack smack smack*


"Yeah, baby you're doing great."

*smack smack smack*

by Amber April 22, 2005

16πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž