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cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

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Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.

"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."

by Shavin65 January 22, 2016

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roll tear

doughy tears from a blonde rico stach guy who misses his boyfriend. also used to describe an emo.

Dough was always playing for the wrong team, going both ways, and having a roll tear.

by Dr. Fengshuai August 13, 2006


Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 9, 2010


brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

by Don McGueef May 26, 2014


Tears for Fears

A hip band from the 80s. Featuring Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal. Responsible for hits such as the notorious "Mad World" which was unfortunately covered by Gary Jules. Also responsible for "Shout" and many other songs you'd only recognize if they were played right in front of you.

Yo, dude, did you know that the original "Mad World" was by Tears For Fears??? Roland Orzabal's dance moves in that music video haunts me.

by mickjonesismysugardaddy February 23, 2019


Hun Tears

Tears of Rangers Fans

Hun tears

by Celtic fan 1967 September 6, 2020