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A hot Asian girl who's Xanga was deleted for being "too popular". Then MySpace, which was just starting out, invited Tila and she invited all her friends.
Later MTV made a crappy show starring Tila to add on to their crappy music.
Tila Tequila is like the Asian Paris Hilton except smarter and can correct your math homework.
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A tequila that has been set on fire. The way to drink a flaming tequila is best done by way of a staw.
First, one sticks the straw into the burning alcohol and must suck up all of the tequila before the straw melts. This is chugging and makes you drunk pretty fucking quick. But if you're slow as hell the fire might shoot up your straw and, not burn, heat up your mouth.
The second way of doing is is holding the shot glass above you and pouring it into your mouth. Hopefully the fire will die out by the time it hits your tongue... Hopefully.
Sheila burned her throat on the Flaming Tequila.
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The Tequila-Bumrise is said to be the action of interlocking one's anus, with the outer lips of the female genitalia, and then passing fecal matter between the two parties.
"I pulled out last night, slipped, and shat a log right into her snatch"
"Gross, were you drunk?"
"That's why they call it a Tequila-Bumrise..."
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Rough sexual position: Simultaneously having sex with a girl from behind (or giving anal), spitting tequila on her back and setting it ablaze. Occasionally followed by pushing her head through the wall, if she asks.
She's out of control. She begged me to give her the Tequila Sunrise last night, but we had run out of tequila.
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A very awesome vietnemese singer/rapper/actress that has her own show that is called "A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila".
Tila Tequila is a goddess!!
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i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt...
i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice...we called it a killer sanchez!
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A popular method of drinking tequila in Dublin, first the salt must be cut into a line and snorted up the nostrils, next the tequila shot is drank in the usual fashion, finished by squirting all the lemon juice into the eye (both eyes optional).
Adverse Side effects: Blindness, Anosmia, Pink eye, Nausea, Dizziness
I was made do a tequila hero at the office Christmass party and now I'm blind.
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