Terry Flaps

Squeeze it. Tug it. Suck it.

Suck my Terry Flaps you piece of shit!

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Dirty Terry

The act of fucking a girl while watching television or playing video games. This takes much talent.

While fucking Sandy, Terry used his skills to play madden at the same time also known as doing a dirty terry.

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John Terry

A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*

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Crazy Terry

A crazy, middle aged person who lives in a locked room in his mother's house. He seldom emerges, only to go to Garage Sales, Antique Shows, or to plant metal stakes in the driveway to snare parking car's bumpers.

Dude, did you see my car? It was own3d by Crazy Terry!

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terry boothed

to be very drunk -> totally boozed -> terry boothed

'mate last night was jokes, i was fucking terry boothed

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Tangent Terry

simply goin off on one in conversation. usually under the influence of some form of narcotic substance.

the possibilties are endless. e.g "money,what is money" off on a proper tangent terry.

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terry pratchett

The(second) best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.

Second because of the rise of JK Rowling and her dull Harry Potter books.

Pratchett rocks.

The grim reaper gets drunk and has his horse stolen : it must be Terry Pratchett

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