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actually, the state flies its flag at the same height every other state flies their flag in regads to Ol Glory. Its socially acceptable to place it marching right of the American flag. (to the left of American flag to the general public)
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A whole lot of nothing.
A bunch of blowhard, racist, sexist, homophobic cowboys who love to fuck each other almost as much as they like to fuck their cattle, and sisters.
Full of black gangsters who are just angry because mexicans are taking over and kicking the fuck out of them.
Full of lard assed fat animals who would make the phantom of the opera cringe in disgust
Black Texan: Don't mess with me, i'm from Texas! (Pulls out a knife)
Mexican: Shut up, negrito! (Pulls out an AK-47)
White Texan: Golly gee, billy bob! Can I go out wit yer sister?
Billy bob: Sorry, I got her pregnant, she has to stay indoors.
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A truly beautiful state that has so much diversity in people, climate, and geography. There are Deserts in the West, beaches, forests, great plains. Texas is like a whole country in itself. You can see hurricanes, tornadoes, snow, sun anything goes. Texas is better than California were not a bunch of stuck up slobs like the people in L.A. Were not all rednecks and we dont all say yall. Come take a look yourself. Ohh and if you want to commit a crime Texas is not the place to do it, we have the highest execution rate in the country. Dont mess with Texas.
Texas, is state that is so bad ass it was once a country.
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Land of hicks, where interfamily marriage is encouraged.
Did you see Aunt Ruth, damn she's lookin' hot today!
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Many states have there own names, Texasburger is just another way to say a big burger. We have many others just like this, for example Texas Toast. It isn't stupid, and I bet that if whoever said that only had a Texasburger infront of them would eat that burger. Many people in their right mind would eat those burgers and do, plus others. And other State products.
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-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas.
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
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The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.
That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!
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