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God

The supreme being whom in the beginning, created everything, including man kind. Religions, such as Atheism do not believe that God exists among us, but it is said those who do not believe in him will go to a place known as Limbo in the afterlife, where it is a state of Oblivion. God, to Christians and Catholics like most of us, is the one we look up to for guidance and help if in life there are troubles, and God is constantly helping those who need it the most. God loves all of his creations, even those who do not believe he is real, but he grants those who do not believe but have lived their lives happily and without many sins another chance to believe he is real when they are sent to the afterlife to live eternally in a place known as Heaven.

"The Lord, God is good!"
"Oh my God!"
"God is the father of Christ"

by Dudeguy June 13, 2013

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God

If he is so good and powerful, why is the world so fucked up?

"I refused to pray to a god who would allow rainforests to be destroyed in order to make grazing room for cows who would later become Quarter Pounders for the ignorant masses who worship that symbol of all that is evil, Ronald McDonald." - Mia Thermompolis, Princess Diaries.

by alldirtyhoessuckdick April 24, 2010

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God

A fictioanl character who starred in the hit book 'The Bible', which certain morons consider to be truth. He enjoys smiting and raping countries with low self-esteem.

And God said "No Jesus, I am your father"

by mrpittsdemeister July 13, 2009

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God

If used with a capital 'G', usually this is referring to the creator and sustainer of all things both living, material in nature, and spiritual.
When spelled with a lowercase 'g', the word is usually referring to a power or spirit that is less powerful than the previous mentioned "God".

Capital 'G': All glory and praise be to God most high.
Lowercase 'g': Our god Buddha will never be enough for eternal life.

by JNR83 April 22, 2005

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god

A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

God is the answer to all problems. Not technology, logic, education, because they are evil and not of God.

by AYB February 8, 2003

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god

"dog" spelled backwards.

The dyslexic child named his new puppy "God."

by Troy February 6, 2003

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god

me

I'm a god.

by Poof now ya know November 7, 2021

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