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Lois: Quagmire, Peter and I are having problems.
Quagmire: All Right!
*Pushes button and bed pops out, in order to have sex*
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that
Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror
Sex is good
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People have sex when they get very turned on and horny. When they just keep touching each other slightly and rubbing against each other ever so lightly until they just want to rip each others clothes off. When they do this, and the man inserts his penis into a womans vagina/ass or a mans ass, or a woman inserts whatever into another womans whatever, they are having sex.
When my boyfriend arrived, I was wearing a skimpy black dress, black lacy boyshorts, and no bra. As soon as we got into his room, I pressed him against the wall and began to rub my perky ass on his cock. As soon as it got hard, I ripped his pants down and took all seven inches of it into my mouth, licking and sucking the whole thing until he couldn't stand it anymore. Forcefully he grabbed me and ripped my dress off, the sight of my round perk boobs freely bouncing and my thin, tan waist driving him wild. I sat on the bed, opening my legs, and said, "Fuck me."
He didn't hesitate to do so, coming at me quickly and entering my wet pussy easily. He fucked me hard, deep, and fast, causing me to moan with pleasure at each deep thrust. He grunted and I moaned, "Fuck me, of fuck me, yes, yes." The sight of my own tits being grabbed and him entering me driving me absolutely wild.
But he slid out of me and turned me over on all fours, and went into my vagina again from the back. He spanked me and made me moan as he fucked me, harder and harder, and I kept cumming, not ever wanting him to stop. He pushed me down so I was laying, and continued to fuck me, the penis going deeper than ever into me, causing me to moan and moan.
Finally it happened, I orgasmed and at the same time he pulled out and cummed into my mouth and on my tits. I swallowed all that I could and rubbed the rest into my smooth skin
"Oh my god, thank you," I said, and he grabbed my tits some more.
Sex:)
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making babies, releasing stress, and having fun
My girlfriend Jennifer asked me to come to her house, and after I arrived, she dragged me to the bed, and said: “Let’s have sex.” I was so excited! We frenched, and she put her hands onto my chest, I took off my shirt, and she massaged it. I took off her shirt, and saw this sexy black lace bra. WE undid the bra, and there were these huge perfect, tender boobs. I kissed, licked, and gently bit them. She moaned in pleasure and took off my jeans. I took off hers, and she took off my boxers. She put my 8-inch dick in her mouth, and it felt so good. She got on top of me, and I took off her thong. I analed her, and then she sucked my dick while I licked her pussy, and fingered her clit. She squealed in delight. Then I cummed in her pussy, and I caressed her tits all night, while we fingered each other till we fell asleep.
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when a man and a woman love each other very much or two people are just really drunk
i had been home from work for about an hour when my girlfriend rachel and her best friend sarah came bursting through the door. I could tell they were clearly drunk but that didnt matter to me. My girlfriend came over to me and said me and sarah were just talking about how much fun it would be to have a treesome we started getting really horny tslking about it and just had to come over. This was my biggest dream come true. My girlfriend had a big rack but sarah,she had the biggest tits ide ever seen id fantasized about fucking her but never before had i thought those fantasies would come true. Before i knew it both girls were completley naked and making out. I imediatley got hard and they came over to me. They tore off my shirt and ripped off my pants and boxers. They both got on their knees and took turns sucking and licking my cock. God did they know how to lick cock. They sucked until i came all over their faces which they then proceded to lick off of each other. but they werent done yet. they pushed me down onto my back on the couch. Rachel mounted my cock and sarah stradeled my face. I licked her pussy while rachel fucked my cock while both of them were making out and fondling each otheres huge boobs. we all came together then the girls switched poitions we fucked till we all came again and then rachel and sarah 69ed while i fuked each one in turn up the ass. they finally got off of each other and sucked my cock once more before giving them both facials which they happily took. Best sex i ever had
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(v.)- perfoming a sexual act on someone; someone's ability to have sex with someone a lot.
"He's still sexing that chick?"
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When a man uses his dick to fuck a girl.
One day i came home from a long day at the office. I was so tired. i took the house key out of my pocket and slid it into the lock. to my surprise, to door was not locked. i opened the door quickly, expecting to find a theif. again, to my surprise, it was my girlfriend, anne. she was sitting on the counter with her legs spread, wearing only a black thong and tight black bra. she got off the counter and started to take off my clothes. i wanted to say something, but knew it would ruin the moment. after my shirt was off, she went down on her knees and slowly unzipped my pants. my hard cock fell out of my pants, throbbing. she put her delicate lips around my dick and started sucking on it gently. she then took off my pants and threw me onto the couch, getting on top of me. i grabbed her ass and slid her thong down to her knees. her bright pink pussy was so wet, begging to take my hard cock. i turned her over and slid my dick into her, rocking my hips back and forth. she screamed and moaned as i fucked her, begging me to never stop ramming her. she came. she came so much it went all over her legs and mine and she screamed. i was so horny. after that i came, giving anna a facial.
that was the best night of sex EVER
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