Ugly,Non-Athletic,Awkward,Smelly,A Mistake,Brazilian,Broke,Gay, Gets Bad Grades,Is A Dissapointment,Words Can't Describe How Monotonisly Awful He Is.
You are just like Bryan. Definition is in the box above
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Bryan is a name originating in England and Ireland, brought onto them by the Bretan followers of the Normans. It is usually used, however, to refer to someone who is both fat and gay. Keep in mind, that someone must be both fat, and gay to have the honor of being reffered to as Bryan.
Alejandro: Hey look at that fat and gay kid.
Cesar: You mean my good old pal Bryan?
Alejandro: Yeah I assumed his name would be Bryan
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person 1 - Brian is a nice guy
person 2 - He spells it "Bryan"
person 1 - Correction he is a fag
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A type of wallaby that rolls around in your attic shitting everywhere. They are a huge pest, especially so when found in a barracks setting, such as a military base or police academy.
"My attic was a mess this morning! There was shit everywhere!"
"Sounds like you had a Bryan rolling around up there"
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A male who typically is interested in guys and seems to lie a lot. He typically goes for the more femboy boys and is a dataβs that loves to eat, but heβs a sensitive boy that can get his feelings hurt if you say one wrong thing.
Bryan is one of my friends
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Bryan is the sweetest, kindest, cutest, and of course the smartest person you'll ever meet. He cares about everyone and puts himself last, he has lots of friends and grows up in an amazing loving family, he is a loving boyfriend, always compliments you. He is romantic wherever you go, no matter the circumstances, he loves discovering new things, crafting, and cooking. He was the best baby, he was... One of a kind!
Girl#1: "Your boyfriend, Bryan, is soo sweet, you are one lucky bitch!"
Girlfriend: "Thank you... Bye now!"
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(N) A modern day Darcy. (If you don't know then you are obviously NOT A BRYAN, but wish you were.) Can pull off a shag haircut better than a '70's rock star but don't ask him to put away the dishes. He'll steam up your kitchen! WATCH OUT!
(V) To continuously run up and down the stairs when you're called into action.
Jane D: Is that a squirrel on your head?
John D: Are you kidding me?! That's a BRYAN! Get a grip!
Jane D: I need water, fill my trailer with water!
John D: I'll BRYAN right away!
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