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Killsqueeze CEO

Alternatively: Squeezekill CEO

A killsqueeze CEO is the boss of a company (Chief Executive Officer) – often appointed by a big multicorporate enterprise that owns the subordinate company – who's job it is to finish and/or rush out a product the company is known for (often a video game) to create revenue and profit for the superordinate multicorporate enterprise as soon as possible, after which the company is closed down and the employees are either fired or transferred to another position within the multicorporate enterprise.

This often involves threatening employees with the closure of the company or losing their jobs if they don't perform as asked, pressuring them to compete with each other and do excessive work hours ("crunching"). Ironically actually achieving the goals set by the killsqueeze CEO usually won't change the company's fate. After the company is closed down, the killsqueeze CEO receives compensation by the superordinate multicorporate enterprise or is given another job or position within that multicorporate enterprise while the employees are being fired or transferred to save costs and maximize profit of the product.

Killsqueeze CEO's are often appointed if a game studio underperforms and takes too long to make a video game, threating a financial loss for the publisher (= multicorporate enterprise). They're being appointed to rush out the game in an unfinished state to allow people to buy it (often as falsely labelled "Early Access").

Mr. Satoutsi is being appointed as a killsqueeze CEO to Unknown Planets Game Studios effective immediately to rush the development of "Underwater Party 2" and release it in an unfinished state to make people buy the game early and compensate the losses of the studio - which has been in development hell according to insiders.

by eloquent_evolution July 04, 2025


the CEO

the chief entertainment officer

Anything about the business, don't ask me. Wanna have some fun, pin me! I'm the CEO.

by Narcissistic Cannibal November 29, 2023


CEO Special

The severance received by the CEO of United Healthcare on December 4, 2024.

My health insurance company just denied my claim for chemo. They said my form of skin cancer is not on their list of covered cancers. More and more, part of me hopes their CEO is the next to receive a CEO Special.

by Ruedii December 08, 2024


Ceo Big Hottie

Someone who is hot asf. (Applies to men only)

Damn, They must be Ceo big hottie looking like that.

by Ceo Big Hottie August 13, 2022


CEO Murder

So when I don't give a shit about people dying, me bad... When you don't give a shit, you good? Right? Like, to do this to me you have to violate some of your own moral presuppositions... So, how are you not petty desperate people taking your lack of control out on a dissident? Like, controlling women's body wrong but controlling my mind and life not wrong? How are you 'good?'

Hym "This is exactly why I don't feel bad about your kids getting murdered, by the way. Your collective response the CEO murder is illuminating though... I would wager... That whether or not you identify with the CEO determines whether or not you're apathetic about his death. The same could be said about the Jordan Neely death... And here I am in the strange position of identifying with BOTH! Do you ever actually reconcile with the limitations of your own empathy? This is what I meant when I said you're incapable of being the thing you need to be to defeat me..."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024


ceoing

Is doing good as a boss

"Ahh that Jay is well Ceoing"

by NerdmanJhonny22 March 21, 2017


the ceo of eating ass

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.

oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019