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A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.
They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.
The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.
random normal person: Hi Jeff. :D
Christian: REPENT!!!!
random normal person: *calls 911*
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a group of brain-washed people who worship jesus christ, and spread their propaganda of beliefs through media of all sorts, including television (jesus channels), radio;music (jesus rock, gospel, ect.), books (the bible), ect, and say that if you don't agree with their beliefs, you will go to hell.
"Hey Bill."
"Yeah Jim?"
"Lets watch that awesome gameshow, Praise the Lord, on the Jesus Channel."
"Excellent idea...those crazy Christians..."
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Stupid goody-two-shoe fuckheads who love to suck up to the government. They think that everything in life is useless and the only thing worth giving attention to is there invisible deity called "god", whom of which they have yet to prove the existance of. They also foolishly believe that the United States was founded as a christian nation, when in fact it was founded upon Agnosticism, yet the Christians stole it from the Agnostics.
I hate christians, They are the worst kind of religious people. They are fucking obnoxious assholes. A christian that lives next door to me snitched me out to the police for smoking the green a couple years back. Hey, guess what. I can do whatever the fuck I WANT, you fucking fascists. I don't care if this is your nation. I am me. So don't you tell ME how to live. I hate you stupid fucking christians. Just fuck off the Earth already and drop dead. Assholes...
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A believer in an imaginary, mythological and demonstrably foolish and insane religion which has brought more hatred, death, torture, pain, sadness and fear to the world than anything else except Islam.
Hey, look at that Christian over there, torturing someone.
My goodness, weren't most of the Nazis also Christians? I heard the commandant of Auschwitz was a 'good' Christian who attended church every Sunday.
Listen to that Christian televangelist asking the poor little old ladies who watch his show to send them their money so he can continue his lavish lifestyle and have sex with prostitutes.
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A massive ammount of ignorant people who follow a belif passed down from their parents for multiple generations. The common christian belif is that there is a man in the sky who controls everything on Earth. They take everything written in a 2000 year old story book as fact and live their lives by it.
Most christians are too stupid to know why they are christians in the first place.
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a culture that thinks that they are ultimately right and think that their religion is the best because of all the dominant white people. they try to make everyoe believe in their religion and they think that everyone should follow thier dumb rules, which they themselves go against.
i am christian and if you dont believe my religion you are going to hell
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A person who believes in a false hope because they can't accept that they are just going to die like all the rest of us and succumb to the black nothingness that is our unavoidable future as humans.
Truth.
That christian ass hole thinks he's up on a pedestal...
he's gonna be in the ground before me.
worm food bitches.
just like jesus.
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