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Not quite the king or queen of the cunts, but still pretty far up there.
That R.K. Rowling is a regular Count Cuntula.
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The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.
One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!
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someone who likes to swap partners and bite
"I'm Count Swapula, I'm here to swap your wife"
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Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.
*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
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A person's number count of how many people they made out with.
"m" is a reference to the n-count (just the letter next to it) but also stands for "makeout".
Kissing with tongue definitely counts toward the m-count, kisses on the cheek do not.
Kissing someone ON the mouth is subject to personal interpretation (like petting/just the tip may or may not be counted towards the n-count).
The m-count should be (much) higher than the n-count for most people.
He bragged not only about his m-count but also about his n-count.
She thought that her m-count to n-count factor of 5 was perfect.
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a life skill every good gambler should learn
card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers
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the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.
Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?
Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.
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