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Gentlemen's Ambition

The instinctual human desire to immediately drink another ice cold beer upon completion of an ice cold beer.

"It is very difficult to control my gentlemen's ambition."

"My wife hates my gentlemen's ambition."

"Concealing my gentlemen's ambition becomes more difficult and tiresome each passing day."

"Nothing better than indulging in a little gentlemen's ambition alone in my garage while listening to my favorite Daughtry album."

by Ambitious Gentleman March 15, 2024


gentlemen never sail to windward

"nice-guys don't go for anal"

Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.

by Carl Figleaf August 15, 2022


A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.

"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."

by JJohn7 August 9, 2017


ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.

used in meme compilations, like REALLY used in them often paired with the song "baby i'm yours" in normal or earrape.

Guy 1: hey dude, Joe is really cool
Guy 2: who's Joe?
Guy 3: starts playing Baby i'm yours
Guy 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Guy 1: *long breath* J O E M A M A
Guy 2: *is defeated*

by SpookyD00D October 9, 2019


Dirty gentlemen

A disgusting cocktail that’s only consumed by the most elite among us.

Red Bull & top shelf gin

Joey had 4 dirty gentlemen last night and slept with your mother

by tonytim January 26, 2020


snappy gentlemen

The snappy gentleman is a a clapping fart it claps as it leaves the anus making a smacking effect. Best achieved while sitting on a hard chair or surface. A mild sent but can go all the way to a horrible stench.

"Who just pulled that snappy gentlemen!"

by Edwina rose April 12, 2022