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The best hardtail bike ever made.
Hold on love I can't do it now I'm taking the Hummer out for a hardcore urban blast.
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When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.
Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty
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A blow job that occurs in a car.
We were driving on 101 when my girlfriend leans over and gives me a car hummer
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An oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. Usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as Bugaboo. Like an SUV, but for little kids.
Watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they'll run you down if you don't get out of the way!
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When a ghost gives you a blowjob.
Yo, I was gonna go trick or treating but this ghost bitch gave me a dope ghost hummer.
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When a woman inserts a crack rock inside a man's urethra and proceeds to fellate the man to completion and then ingests the remaining crack rock .
She gave him a Harlem hummer in the ally behind bodega
When anal is performed in the back of a car.
Hey man how was that hummer bummer last night?