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Southeastern Iowa town home to the University of Iowa (which has the dubious distinction of being one of the top party schools in the nation, which translates to drunken assholes falling all over each other and vomiting), rich girls from Chicago who fake bake until they glow orange, and alcoholism. Your first three years in Iowa City will be spent partying until you drink so much you start having DTs in class, and then you will drop out and start working at Procter and Gamble. After you realize that Iowa City is nothing but a really fun college town, and every asshole is the same, you will start running away (only to run into Cedar Rapids which is shittier and smells like oats).
You can look forward to football traffic in the fall along with drunken assholes who commit every campus crime in the book. The first snow never gets plowed off of the road and since salt doesn't work in -40 degrees, they don't bother laying it.
Snobby artsy emo types, spoiled Chicagoans and douchey jocks with beer bellies welcome.
Amid the bars in the ped mall (in downtown Iowa City), after ISU/Iowa game:
UI Student: Hawkeyes rule!
ISU Student: No way, Clones rule!
UI mob: Fuck you, asshole! ::drunkenly beats the everloving shit out of ISU student::
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Sharing a sweet corn cob between two buttholes.
John and Jimmy did an Iowa roundabout in the field last night.
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Lenox has the most Badass people, They party all the time and our high schoolers are some bad bitches
Damn he goes to Lenox, Iowa? he must be cool asf.
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a small town of 90% old people, 5% farmers, 4% wanna be thugs, & 1% pedophiles. they have a dumb ass siren at 7A.M., noon, and 6P.M. a bunch of lame ass losers, roll through the whole six streets blaring their bass, like the old farts can hear it. the biggest event is the 4th of july, where all the farmers get drunk off their asses, and sing shitty kareoke until midnight. theirs like, 6 churches for the whole whoppin' 200 people. everyone knows everyones business, and curfew is seven. cops hate kids from milo, because they're stupid and reckless. the whole town is surrounded by corn fields, and everyones done something in them. and all the soccer moms sleep around with the fire fighters, and the librarian steals from the little league. a 16 year old perv. flashs people, & red solo cups is the only thing we know.great community. (:
you ever been to milo, iowa. bro? No. only bitchs live there.
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A derivative of the Alaskan Pipeline wherein the feces is characterized by high corn content.
Nothing satisfies the anus like an Iowa Pipeline. It's all good times until shit starts to melt.
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A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.
Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."
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The worst school in big ten. The students tend to skip class to going drinking. All Students brag about being the top party school.
I go to University of Iowa I'm Lame.
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