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Hot ass mother fucker that is always sexually explicit around females
man, he sure acts like a Jared
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a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.
Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...
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he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha
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The biggest Bitch the world has ever Known. He is a douchbage who loves licking big sweaty balles and sucks monkey cocks at the zoo.
If you want to go to heaven don't be a Jared.
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To completely kill everyone in the room's buzz by being totally negative and against everyone else.
Wow, that Jared completely ruined the party.
No, I couldn't have fun last night, i was with a Jared
Bald Headed FUCK!
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the act of messing with or fucking up someone's Myspace/Facebook/etc. profile without their permission. You can jared someone's profile by adding lame interests, changing their default picture to David Hasselhoff, or changing their 'about me' section to reflect a homosexual lifestyle.
Example of jared :
"I'm sick of getting my profile jared-ed every time I forget to sign out!"
"I spent four hours last night jared-ing her profile."
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