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linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
Man-she killed a man, her name was Linda Beck
Woman- OMG WHAT THE HECK
Man-that rhymed
Woman-oh, hehe
Man-I love you
Woman- Me..me too
DA END
the feeling of “what the fuck” and “why are men so stupid”
“how are you?” “i am feeing quite linda bug”
Lindas, also known as Brendas, Sheryls, or any other stereotypical white name, are what people like to call white Christian moms who brag about their kids and get salty about places not having enough vegan options.
Ugh that chick is such a Linda mom.
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Yorba Linda (also referred to as the "Dirty YL") is a truly awful Orange County suburb where kids think they are rich and powerful because their parents probably have a high level position at a company no-one cares about and makes somewhere around $400,000 a year. The average income is so high because no one makes that much but no one makes that little they are utterly upper middle class(nowhere near the "1 percent). The school district here was re-drawn specifically to keep minorities out and the majority of the kids you meet here will most likely be blatantly racist but label it being "conservative". The truth is anyone that lives in Yorba Linda wishes they lived in a real Orange County city close to the beach such as Newport and most people will leave the second they can afford to because no one ACTUALLY wants to live in Yorba Linda.
Guy 1: Hey where are you from
Guy 2: Im from Yorba Linda
Guy 1: Oh shit, that sucks
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Chief Executive Officer of World Wrestling Entertainment Married to Vince McMahon and has been for 40 years is co-owner co-founder of World Wrestling Entertainment. has 2 children Shane brandon, 36 and Stephanie Marie 29 3 grandchildren 2 boys and a girl.
Linda McMahon is the CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, she is 57 years old and has been married to Vince for 40 years.
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