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1)A Mexican dishwasher guy working in the back of a restaurant who's constantly getting wet thinking of other guys in the vicinity.
2)A woman born with two small balls in the pubic area.
3)A man who inherited 23 homosexual chromosomes from a gay sperm cell.
Scientists are investigating how a gay sperm cell ended up fertilizing a female egg. This phenomenom is called the Mario, since most gay sperm cells only survive inside a male's ass.
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A Papi Chulo! Sweet Kind, everything a papi-chulo is.
Also atleast 6 inches. Mostly attached to the last name Garcia. At times can become somewhat related or in the same sentance as "I had a flower girl ____" or "Will last night___"
Works as a man whore in the future. Has numerous kids do the consequences of lacking patience.
Look at that Mario! He's such a Papi-chulo!
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A fat little Italian plumber found in many Super Mario games. Playing as him, you will have to jump onto the heads of your foes to defeat them, kill Bowser, save Pricness Peach (no you can't eat her), and travel through pipes to strange worlds. Basically your timed to kill Koopas and other strange monsters and finally get to Princess Peach, after retrying about 20 times. As you progress you will obtain items such as super mushroom, making mario even fatter, capes, offering limited flight, oddly enough, becoming a raccoon, and many other things. So enjoy saving pricness peach and watching her get kidnapped again over and over. Truely fun.
Mario saves Princess Peach. Princess Peach gets kidnapped. (Repeat)
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Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha!" "mama mia!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.
Ahh! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something!!
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The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.
“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”
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A Guatemalan guy usually in Cali with a big family. Usually can’t speech English correctly and makes fun of Guatemalan kids.
Mario thinks he is the best race of his friends.
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