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A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.
Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.
Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.
Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!
(Two friends talking)
Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.
Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.
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Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.
In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.
See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.
I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.
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Mitch Grassi is the sassy queen who don't give two shits if you hate him
He is perfection and can harmonize your stupidity away.
If you dare say is hairless cat Wyatt is ugly he will slap you and block your ratchet ass on twitter
Don't fukkin mess with Mitch Grassi cause he is the baddest bitch on the block
Idiot: "Mitch Grassi sings like a girl."
Mitch Grassi: "At least I use my voice for things that actually mean something to people."
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A beautiful and majestical being with a voice of a thousand Angels. The amount of talent held within this person is mindblowing.
1/5 (tenor) of Pentatonix
1/2 of Superfruit
Person One: Who's Mitch Grassi?
Me: ...*eyes widen* I sHALL sHOW yOU •-•
*beauty overload*
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One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.
Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"
Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."
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The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.
My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.
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Mitch Coby Michael Grassi (Boy Princess/Queen) born July 24, 1992 is the stunning tenor in Pentatonix who is also dubbed as the "second woman" in PTX by first time listeners due to his shockingly high voice, which can even go higher than fellow band mate of Pentatonix; Kirstin Maldonaldo.
Mitch is also part of Superfruit, often stylized as Sup3rfruit, on YouTube where they have over 2 mil(as of May 2017) subscribers and the numbers are continuing to grow. He does Sup3rfruit with fellow band member of PTX and long time best friend in the whole world, Scott Hoying, where the pair post videos every or every other Tuesday.
No, the pair are sadly not dating, but yet they have given their watchers a ship name for them, called Scömíche. There are many fanfics written about them together, and they even reacted and recreated one on their channel.
Mitch is one of the most beautiful and adorable beings on earth and can do no wrong. His voice could bring a thousand angel from heaven back down to our world just to see what a true majestic and angelic being is.
He also does not care what you say if you're being negative and will not hesitate to be himself through his music, fashion, appearance, and the most powerful of them all; words.
In conclusion:
Mitch Grassi, fucking amazing and perfect every way, there's not even enough time or words in this lifetime to describe him.
Mitch Grassi is one of my major influences, not only in my music career, but also with life in general and I will always be thankful for that.
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