Monster Trucks

HUGE specially made Super~Tough trucks that have shows. The tires are over 5' tall & the roar of the engines damn near make you deaf but it's So Awesome to attend 1 of their shows! The trucks even run over other ones!

I got to ride in the back of 1 of the Monster Trucks & it was a blast! So Fun!

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gonch monster

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).

Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.

dance monster

what BTS rapmonster would not define himself as, even though he knows he is.

"You guys know my name is rapmonster not dance monster, R-A-P monster not D-A-N-C-E monster "

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Muscle Monster

A man who has muscles size proportion and definition greater than that of the average man.

A physique that is fearful and powerful receives a lot of attention.

A unbelievable body that comes in this world every other generation.

By looking at his physique you can tell he is a muscle monster. A person like that probably exercises everyday. I would hate to get in a fight with the likes of him.

I wouldn't want to ask him for directions, because he looks like a muscle monster.

He must be a mesomorph surely he will become a muscle monster.

Thats a big motha fucka, he calls himself the muscle monster and I can see why.

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rap monster

Leader & rapper of Korean hip-hop group BTS.
Real name: Kim Namjoon (김남준)
Born: September 12, 1994 in

He also starred in popular children's TV show "Franklin" running from November 3, 1997 – June 26, 2004.

Dalai Llama: Have you heard Rap Monster's verse on the new cypher?

Me: Nah son I was busy watching him on Franklin!

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Toilet Monster

Toilet monster, A.K.A Flushy the Toilet Monster, is a toilet monster given life by artist Skid Lo. Flushy is a celeb toilet originally from Butte, Montana. He is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series Prison Break. He currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife Flushette. He recently has been involved in anti-plumbking demonstrations and is a lead supporter of the anti-plumbking movement.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Flushy the Toilet Monster on Prison Break last night???

Person 2: Yeah, he kicked ass!!

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Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.

HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.

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