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The female equivalent of tea bagging.
Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.
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Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.
My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.
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1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.
2.) A muff filled with sausage.
3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.
That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.
A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.
I went to the muff rippers today because bikini season is coming up.
fairy muff = fair enough
Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.
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Having enough facial hair to resemble a 70's style bush on ones face. (Typically male)
Damn Jesse... what is up with that MAN-MUFF on your face!?!?
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the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!
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