When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
Something you only truly know if you've been it.
"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"
when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter
“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”
Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.
I was so stoned last night