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Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.

Someone has router assassinated you.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 16, 2010


Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 7, 2015


Anal Assassin

1. Slang for a faggot.
2. Straight man who likes backstage access.
3. The raping of a man by another man.

Chris: My ass is sore today.
Rozzers: Damn anal assassins!
Olie: Wasn't me!

by Rozzers June 18, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Assassin's Crease

A crease or gash in the male genitalia of astounding girth.

Girl 1: Blowing John hasn't been the same since he got that assassin's crease.
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: There's a huge crease in his dick from wearing those tight jeans.
Girl 2: Oh, my boy has one too, he got ran over by a snowboarder!

by cockles December 31, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja assassin

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.

Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.

by Whybird June 8, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.

Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.

by Smarty_Pantz March 1, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


assassin

Ragnarok Online Job Class, see nerfed

I messed up this MMORPG character so bad, it's as crappy as a Ragnarok Online assassin

by Alexia March 27, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž