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the opposite of guacamole nigga penis
Jill: you wanna do some guacamole nigga penis?
Jack: im more into avocado cracker vagina
A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
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A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
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A tactically superior avocado. It is tactically superior in every way possible, as it is still an avocado. Tactically inferior avocados have all been turned into guacamole.
That tactically superior avocado is tactically superior, yo
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This is the most devastating insult to exist, it sits right next to the "ur mom gay" insult. It can ruin many lives
Yo dude ur mom a avocado bruh.
(Other guy) gets depressed and loses his job
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If you or any of your fellow gangstas get called an Avocado Fuck Nigga that means you a wack ass ugly ass musty ass dr. Doofenshmirtz ass fat ass wide forehead ass thick thighs tiny calf’s ass pointy shoulder blade ass big mac fat ass mustard ass chunky ass fuck nigga. you also twerk to mo bamba
(victim) hey brad how was your day
(brad) shut up you an Avocado Fuck Nigga
(victim) aren’t you white
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