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dead badger

A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.

Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005


vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 12, 2005


badger's arse

A person with unfortunate looks.

A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.

"She has a face like a Badger's Arse!"

"Man, I feel rough as a Badger's Arse"

by JParry May 31, 2007


dirty badger

Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.

Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.

by stephisgreat December 28, 2010


Sideways Badger

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.

That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.

by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017


Modern badger

In the theatrical world, actors will attempt to reflect modern society and the animal world by dressing up as a modern badger. To look truly authentic in this role the actor must combine the wearing of a leather jacket with stick-on whiskers.

I went to see a great play last night, and was swept away by one young girl whose depiction of a modern badger was quite superb.

by Pcarm August 12, 2003


sketchy badger

A bitch who thinks he is sneaky as fuck but everyone knows about his doings.

Jose is the biggest sketchy badger!

by REICHSTEIG January 12, 2018