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An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.
1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!
2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?
1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
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A baby bat is a person who has discovered Goth, but is unfamiliar with the scene. They often listen to Goth music, and have distinctive 'Goth' tastes (an interest in the occult, macabre acadaemia, a love for the Victorian/Georgian societies) but haven't yet become acclimatised to being non-mainstream.
Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:
Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.
a) "Check that emo!" "That's not an emo, that's a baby-bat." "How can you tell?" "She's got a Bauhaus patch. No emo listens to Bauhaus."
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a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)
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derogatory term for an individual of Chinese descent
Some bat-muncher was coughing up a storm in my class today. We now all have coronavirus
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A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.
Hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave. Need a Kleenex?
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when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist
"conk bat me"
A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"
To have done something with unintended and harmful consequences
“Sorry my love, I really ate the bat bringing up abortion at your family Christmas”
“Jennifer really ate the bat with this accidental reply-all email”