Bronze Monkey

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea

I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey

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bronze, silver,golden

rating system for the fineness of women
bronze being lowest silver second gold is top

friend1:man you see that girl over there she is golden
friend2:man she is barley silver
friend3: man your both crazy she is totally a bronze
random guy: oh you guys are rating her on the bronze, silver,golden scale

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Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

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animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

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Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

Bronze hair

To have bronze hair it really means that you’re naturally gonna be that bitch, you have that fall look effortlessly. You’re irresistible, you reciprocate head, you will never be below average on anything. Hit me up, for real.

Yo Ethan’s beard is looking bronze, huh? God I wish that were me.

Hey did you notice that she has bronze hair? You know what they say about that! 😏

Bronzing party

A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.

She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.

Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.

Let's have a bronzing party!