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The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.
I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.
a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...
We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.
A person new to a social group, bringing along another unknown individual of lesser status than themselves, for the soul purpose of deflecting social hazing on the lesser individual.
I was going to a party where i didn't know anyone, so i brought my buffer bitch as a precaution.
When someone who knows no one has a party and 'buffer kids' are invited to make the list seem bigger. Buffer kids are the kids normally invited to parties, so it doesn't seem weird if they come.
Classic, here comes the buffer kids
A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.
I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.
A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.
“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”
The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.
"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."