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What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.
Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito
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a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.
duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito
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A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).
Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.
"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"
"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."
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While recieving head, grasp the back of the girls head and shove your dick all the way into the back of her throat. On the second gag, she should throw up on your dick while you pull out. The girl then continues to suck off all of the throw-up.
"Dude, Ted gave Amanda a Spicy Burrito last night when she was drunk"
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Refers to the large part of a burrito fold that contains no beans, meat, or cheese.
I tore off the burrito foreskin and proceeded to enjoy my beef burrito
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When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.
I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.
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When one ingests large amounts of unpopped popcorn for the purpose of pooping on a plate and microwaving it til it pops up.
"I really hate that guy. Let's sneak into his house and leave him an Orville's Burrito."
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