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A person who can fit an object the size of a pumpkin in there vajaja.
Hey Joe, wana become a Fan Champion?
That Fan Champion was like a hotdog down a hallway.
Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.
"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"
The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation
Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
A game where everything u do looks cool
Roller champions is like skate 3 and rocket league combined, a masterpiece.
The Champion of Warri is Tegwolo!!! No one can beat Tegwolo!
John: "Who is this Champion you talk about?"
Sarah: "The Champion of Warri is Tegwolo!!!"
Nutriotional Masochism
Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.
Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."