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An unflattering penis photo (i.e. limp, shrunken, shriveled, hairy) sent to a girl you just met to basically state that you don't give half a shit if you have sex with them or not but are open to it. Women respond surprizingly well or not at all. Invented by a college student in Hilo, Hawaii in 2011.
Charlette gave her number to Josh, a guy she just met at a party. She soon received a cell phone picture message, from Josh, of a limp dick and titled "COBRA STRIKE".
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A 428 CI engine built by Ford Motor Cokpany between the years of late 1968 and 1970. It came out first to the public on April 1,1968; April Fools Day. It was purposely factored low in the horsepower department to allow it to run in certain racing divisions. It was bumped up in horsepower by the authorites, but still was arguably under stated. It holds records still today, almost 30 years later. When you encounter a 428 Cobrajet..beware..it is badass. Ford later used the Cobrajet nomiker with 429 and 351 engines.
428 Cj 428 SCJ ( Super Cobra Jet- had lower end strengthening done )
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Eating out a girls asshole while wearing a bandana around your head.
Ashley was hungry, so I gave her a cobra salad.
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1. Out of work adult entertainment star, originating from the Arabian peninsula, famous for his move "the Kufa Flash"
2. Amicable serpent known for its homoerotic tendencies.
3. J. Moawad, Class of 2005. CU.
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COBRA STARSHIP!...is a CRAZY AWESOME band that started in 2005 and has stole many hearts throughout the years! their style is completly uniqe and they add a little bit of everything to their songs.their new cd"Hot Mess" is coming out in August and you better go pickup a cd!!!!!
girl:DUDE I JUST MET COBRA STARSHIP!
guy:WHEN?! WHERE!? HOW?
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An extra large turd that, once deployed, coils around the bottom of the toilet bowl with the last two inches appearing above the water line.
I clogged the toilet..the king cobra strikes again!
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This kick ass Karate team, that in the real world would have owned the Karate kids broke ass with few, if any hits... this team of supernatural teens do the damn thing.. And they do the damn thing without even packing heat... this group of extraordinary teens would take on any mark and devour them with there pure inevitable ways and manuvers for sure...
Learn the way of the fist..
Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy
Sweep The Leg
Hands down the Cobra Kai is the most awesome group of teens that kick 127 kinds of ass... These are a feww station mother fuckers who, when aren't owning ass they just Max and Relax with some fine ass hunnys...or just kick it ith eachother in the layer.. Its Ludacris to think that they would EVER Lose..
Cobra Kai is an underground Jui Jitsu team that as somehat featured in the film Karate Kid... COBRA KAI never loses...
Guy1: did you hear about the brawl between the Crenshaw bloods and Cobra Kai?
Guy2: Of course I did asshole Cobra Kai is always all over the news cuz there awesome...
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