Dyke Creature

An ugly woman who doesn't shave. She often lets go numeroues quaf. A dyke creature usually lurks in snobbish communities where they support materialism over soccermomism. They feel that they are better than you. Don't look them in the eye.

Geeze Jenny, your mom is such a dyke creature.

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Bleacher Creatures

New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.

Did you see Nick Swisher salute the bleacher creatures?

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Creature Feature

A weird, creepy or otherwise strange person that is undesirable to be around. This is someone who creeps you the fuck out.

Did you see that weird ass guy who kept staring you down? He was a total creature feature!!

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forest creatures

Forest creatures are small cute fuzzy things that, as their name implies live in forests.

They also apparently eat your soul while they sleep and try to take over the world with exploding muffins and acorn grenades and the like.

And Ninja squirrels. Hallucinogenic ninja squirrels.

Squirrel: Are you forest creatures?
chipmunk1: No.
chipmunk2: your mother's a forest creature.
Squirrel: Oh. I guess I'll just have to kill you then.

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creatures of sonaria

a fucking game of rage, if you havent died yet you will die soon you are never safe!
and this is what half of my life is devoted to dying inside. how bout you?

person1: hi man what you doing
person2: oh just fucking breaking my pc over creatures of sonaria

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ass creature

The abundance of fecal matter that is held captive for such a long time in a person's body until it transforms into creature like beings. Overly constipated to the point of no return when alien like creatures start to seap out of the asscrack in determination to take over all of mankind's asshole's.

Dude I was so constipated last week that I farted and my ass creatures ran out for freedom.

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unstable creature

ANY female.

Dang! That's one hot unstable creature.

Dude, get off the phone with that unstable creature; it's your turn to throw for beer pong!

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