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Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.
'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''
The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.
Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.
I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!
the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.
Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!
The congestion that's in your throat and nose when you wake up in the morning.
I'll sound more like myself after I get rid of this night crud.