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That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
"Johnny has Desert ass"
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Desert Mermaid is a disabled Artistist and Youtuber on a Mission to spread Peace, love, laughter, and the beach to stranded mermaids and pirates everywhere! In 2011 Desert Mermaids entire life changed after injuring her lower back, resulting in life long chronic pain. After hitting rock bottom, she bravely started her life over. Desert Mermaid also known as, Keshia Marie Lamons, Vlogs her life and always encourages others to always follow their dreams, never give up, and to live life to the fullest! As someone who has felt alone in her pain. Desert Mermaid wants to provide a light for others so they don't have to sit alone in the dark!
Desert Mermaid is amazing! Her videos inspire me to keep chasing my dreams!
Desert Bus is a map from a Roblox game called Evade. Even though it is arguably the most mid map that has ever touched the game, it's by far the most voted map out of all the 37 maps. If it appears in the voting screen, you better hope that your favorite map isn't there since you won't be playing on it anytime soon. One of the unwritten rules of Evade is that whoever votes for Desert Bus first, is officially the coolest person in that very lobby.
Person 1: Ughh, it's Desert Bus again.
Person 2: More like Shit Bus!
Person 3: Come on guys! At least we will get to watch half the lobby get ran over by the bus.
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When someone offers you a handful of mystery drugs and you ingest them without questioning or testing them.
My girlfriend and I played desert roulette at the party last weekend. Ended up 6 miles away and without shoes.
A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.
I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.
People who cover themselves from head to toe but live in the desert.
The hoodie worked so well that no one knew who the man was until they heard: "Allahu Akbar!", followed by an explosion, and discovered that the man was a desert emo made a suicide bombing.