That friend who is so shit at FIFA and uses every excuse in the book when he loses.
Wow you're horrible at FIFA, I hope you don't pull a dirk
The opposite of something being 'lit'
Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"
A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.
The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.
Dirking :
When someone splits themself into multiple things at the same time
Jack: Sorry, I'm talking to three people online right now Jill: Man, stop dirking
Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin
While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort
Amazing tall guy with big dick energy. Saves and conquers the world at the same time. Doesn’t need to say much to get what he needs. Exceptionally wide shoulders.
How intelligent that Jan Dirk
A super cool guy with great taste in music. He’s always going to concerts or finding new songs to add to his playlists.
He’s always putting his friends on new music and listening to new tracks. You’ll usually see him in band merch from shows or will headphones in.
“Have you guys heard this song?”
“Yeah dude Dirke showed me this song weeks ago. He’s always ahead of the game for music.”