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a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat
i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute
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When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.
I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.
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The nose. Used as an instrument. Your index finger closes ur left nostril, and u make a noise. Your other finger closes the right nostril to play different sounds.
What instrument do you play?
The nose flute.
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A vape pen.
"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."
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Someone who is amazingly awesome. A flute player is always on step, in tune, the smartest of all the sections. he/she always has the perfect instrument angle and always has the prettiest parts. they are just too amazing for the rest of the band to even compare.
summer- "Flutes are SO cool."
kelly- "i know. i wish i played that insanely awesome instrument"
summer- "ugh, trombone sucks"
anna- "I'm a flute player, and I am fabulous at any and all scales, including the chromatic. You all wish you were me."
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giving a girl a rim job while playing with the snatch
DUDE I was giving my old lady a rusty flute and she sharked on my nose
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