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When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.
Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.
The act of wearing two condoms during sex, in the belief that they will offer double the protection.
Jared always carries a couple of condoms in his car, for double gloving in case he has a one night stand.
masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)
*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?
When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.
Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!
A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum
Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry
When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.
Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!
Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!
Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.
My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.
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